Feb 08

100 questions…because, well…just because.

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? No. 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? I might do. 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” A cat. What else? 4: What’s something you really want right now? Food. 5: Are you afraid of falling in love? No. 6: Do you like the beach? In the summer, I do. 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? No, because it would be awkward and uncomfortable. 8: What’s the background on your cell? A picture of Bieber, because I can. 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? Why on earth would anyone in their right minds want to know that. 10: Do you like your phone? Yes, but my phone hates me. 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? I don’t plan every minute of eternity. 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? My Mum’s. 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? I’d rather have a cat. 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Physical, I’ve never had emotional pain. Well, I did cry a lot when my cat died…anyway, that’s none of your business. 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Which ever one is more fun. 16: Are you tired? Being tired hasn’t left my system since 2010. 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? I have myself saved in there, so since 1999. 18: Are they a relative? No, I’m absolutely not related to myself. At all. 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? None to get back with. 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Never kissed anyone. 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Yeah, ‘cos I’m just going to magic up a few thousand pounds to spend on a wedding that I haven’t even thought about. 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Like I said, never kissed anyone. 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? Why must you know this? 24: Is there a certain quote you live by? ‘Go away. You’re annoying.’ 25: What’s on your mind? Why do you want to know? 26: Do you have any tattoos? Why are you asking? 27: What is your favorite color? Why do haveto know this? 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? I can’t predict the future… 29: Who are you texting? Who are you? My parents? 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? I’ve already said, I’ve never kissed anyone. 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? I have actually. 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? No. 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Me? Seriously? 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yeah, ‘cos someone would stand infront of me and stare at my eyes to freak me out. 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? For crying out loud, I haven’t kissed anyone. 36: Were you single on Valentines Day? No, I had food. 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? Ffs, why do you ask these questions? 38: What do your friends call you? Whatever my name is?! 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? No. 40: Have you ever cried over a text? Why? Because texts are mean to me so they make me cry? 41: Where’s your last bruise located? Why are you asking about my injuries? 42: What is it from? See question 41. 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Monday - Friday. 8:30am-3:00pm.In other words, school. 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My Mum. 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yeah, because I have favourtisim over a non-living object. 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? I wear hats most days, since my hair never looks good. 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? I don’t follow trends anyway. 48: Do you make supper for your family? No. 49: Does your bedroom have a door? What sort of question is that? 50: Top 3 web-pages? Tumblr, Tvids, Wattpad. 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? Of course I know myself. 52: Does anything on your body hurt? My fingers from all this typing. 53: Are goodbyes hard for you? I say goodbye all the time, it’s kind of everyday life. 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? I don’t have to explain my embarrasments. 55: How is your hair? Fine, thanks for asking. And yourself? 56: What do you usually do first in the morning? What everybody does…wakes up. 57: Do you think two people can last forever? Everyone lasts forever. They live for all of their lives. 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? Yes. 59: Green or purple grapes? No interest in grapes. 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? I can’t predict the future. 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? I’m in my bed, so I’m where I want to be. 62: When will be the next time you text someone? I don’t know, I can’t time travel! 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? STILL in bed, most likely. 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. Ffs, this stuff is none of your business, go bother someone who is wants to share their stories. 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? I can’t remember what I did yesterday, let alone last year. 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? My friends. 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Who are you? Someone who keeps track of my actions? 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Cats. 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? No. 70: How many windows are open on your computer? You really like to know a lot about someone, don’t you? 71: How many fingers do you have? The same as everyone else. 72: What is your ringtone? Whatever you call a vibrate sound. 73: How old will you be in 5 months? Fifteen. 74: Where is your Mum right now? So now you’re asking about my mum now? 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Because I’m not just going to walk out of my house at around 1:30am. My mum thinks I’m strange enough. 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No. Have you? 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? I’ve been stuck with those idiots for almost 5 years,theres no adding to my friend coven now. 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? And what makes you assume I liked someone back then? 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? No, but Mike’s a cool name. 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yeah, when I was a baby. 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? The list of celebrities goes on and on. 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Give me a good reason why I should tell you about my underwear moments. 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? No, because my idols on the other side of the world. 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Friends. 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? Yes, because it damages their health. 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? The ending credits were brilliant. 87: Who was your last received call from? My mum- I’ve already answered this. 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Is that even possible? 89: What is something you wish you had more of? Sleep, food, money. 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? No, because I don’t go near people. 91: Do you sleep with your window open? I hope you’re not planning on sneaking into my room at night and watching me sleep… 92: Do you get along with girls? All of my friends are girls. 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? No. 94: Does sex mean love? No,it’s another word for ‘gender’. 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? I’ve answered these type of questions way too much. 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? Ffs…a lip ring? Why on earth? 97: Did you sleep alone this week? Maybe…you don’t need to know. 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Food makes me happy. 99: Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, because celebrities… 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? My two-year old niece.

Jan 11


holy f

All dogs must learn to do this