1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
I might do.
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
A cat. What else?
4: What’s something you really want right now?
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
6: Do you like the beach?
In the summer, I do.
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
No, because it would be awkward and uncomfortable.
8: What’s the background on your cell?
A picture of Bieber, because I can.
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
Why on earth would anyone in their right minds want to know that.
10: Do you like your phone?
Yes, but my phone hates me.
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I don’t plan every minute of eternity.
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
I’d rather have a cat.
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Physical, I’ve never had emotional pain. Well, I did cry a lot when my cat died…anyway, that’s none of your business.
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Which ever one is more fun.
16: Are you tired?
Being tired hasn’t left my system since 2010.
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
I have myself saved in there, so since 1999.
18: Are they a relative?
No, I’m absolutely not related to myself. At all.
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
None to get back with.
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
Never kissed anyone.
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
Yeah, ‘cos I’m just going to magic up a few thousand pounds to spend on a wedding that I haven’t even thought about.
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Like I said, never kissed anyone.
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
Why must you know this?
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
‘Go away. You’re annoying.’
25: What’s on your mind?
Why do you want to know?
26: Do you have any tattoos?
Why are you asking?
27: What is your favorite color?
Why do haveto know this?
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
I can’t predict the future…
29: Who are you texting?
Who are you? My parents?
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
I’ve already said, I’ve never kissed anyone.
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
I have actually.
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, ‘cos someone would stand infront of me and stare at my eyes to freak me out.
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
For crying out loud, I haven’t kissed anyone.
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
No, I had food.
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Ffs, why do you ask these questions?
38: What do your friends call you?
Whatever my name is?!
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
Why? Because texts are mean to me so they make me cry?
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
Why are you asking about my injuries?
42: What is it from?
See question 41.
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
Monday - Friday. 8:30am-3:00pm.In other words, school.
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
Yeah, because I have favourtisim over a non-living object.
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
I wear hats most days, since my hair never looks good.
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
I don’t follow trends anyway.
48: Do you make supper for your family?
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
What sort of question is that?
50: Top 3 web-pages?
Tumblr, Tvids, Wattpad.
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Of course I know myself.
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
My fingers from all this typing.
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
I say goodbye all the time, it’s kind of everyday life.
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
I don’t have to explain my embarrasments.
55: How is your hair?
Fine, thanks for asking. And yourself?
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
What everybody does…wakes up.
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
Everyone lasts forever. They live for all of their lives.
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59: Green or purple grapes?
No interest in grapes.
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
I can’t predict the future.
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
I’m in my bed, so I’m where I want to be.
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
I don’t know, I can’t time travel!
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
STILL in bed, most likely.
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
Ffs, this stuff is none of your business, go bother someone who is wants to share their stories.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
I can’t remember what I did yesterday, let alone last year.
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Who are you? Someone who keeps track of my actions?
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
You really like to know a lot about someone, don’t you?
71: How many fingers do you have?
The same as everyone else.
72: What is your ringtone?
Whatever you call a vibrate sound.
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
74: Where is your Mum right now?
So now you’re asking about my mum now?
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
Because I’m not just going to walk out of my house at around 1:30am. My mum thinks I’m strange enough.
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
No. Have you?
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
I’ve been stuck with those idiots for almost 5 years,theres no adding to my friend coven now.
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
And what makes you assume I liked someone back then?
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
No, but Mike’s a cool name.
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yeah, when I was a baby.
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
The list of celebrities goes on and on.
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
Give me a good reason why I should tell you about my underwear moments.
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
No, because my idols on the other side of the world.
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
Yes, because it damages their health.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
The ending credits were brilliant.
87: Who was your last received call from?
My mum- I’ve already answered this.
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
Is that even possible?
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
Sleep, food, money.
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
No, because I don’t go near people.
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
I hope you’re not planning on sneaking into my room at night and watching me sleep…
92: Do you get along with girls?
All of my friends are girls.
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
94: Does sex mean love?
No,it’s another word for ‘gender’.
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
I’ve answered these type of questions way too much.
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Ffs…a lip ring? Why on earth?
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
Maybe…you don’t need to know.
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
Food makes me happy.
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, because celebrities…
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
My two-year old niece.